Two months and eighteen hundred miles bicycling from Vancouver to Tijuana on old vintage 10 spds
Like most trips it started as an idea, a hazy dreamy halfwish.
I had stumbled across a website about a bicyclist's journey from Vancouver to Alberta
and it struck me. I loved roadtrips. I loved my bike. I opened a map of North America and wondered.
2 days later I asked Megan if she wanted to ride to Mexico the following summer.
She, as she always does, said yes.
And then I kind of forgot about it. But Megan, bless her heart, did not.
We tried training but it really wasn't our jam. We rode 16km out to the university once,
and did our first 4 day test trip up the Sunshine Coast and down Vancouver Island, a trip which
obliterated us but taught us a lot (specifically that we probably wouldn't make it).
But there was something to it, something that made it feel right. We were able to experience
our surroundings slowly, more fully by bicycle — we felt every hill, smelled oceans and fields
still miles in the distance, savoured the incremental changes in weather, in climate. We were
outside all day every day, exposing ourselves to the brunt of the landscape and the elements.
We were in tune with our surroundings — if it was rainy we got wet, if it was hot we were hot —
and there is something to be said about that.
The thrill of using only your body to travel great distances is supremely satisfying.
You feel a sort of glow, a slow-spreading skin-tingling exhilarating inner warmth, the
pleasure and power of the possible. It is incredibly life-affirming.
For the first hour. And then you feel the pain.
I could barely walk for 2 weeks after our first (only) training trip, and Megan lost all feeling in her feet.
Things weren't looking promising. But our departure date came at us like a freight train, and before we knew it it was
time to set off. For real and for big. First stop: Vancouver Island to visit a my friend Mog and eat her homemade poutine.
And that's the thing we didn't quite realize at the before the trip: we didn't need a whole lot of
training (thankfully). We just needed to start slow, to ease into it. To not travel too far right out the gate.
To stop for poutine.
The San Juan Islands were perfect for that. They are small. Hilly, sure, but small and quiet and navigable.
They helped get us into the swing of things, and with perfect weather, too. If you ever get a chance to bike
the San Juans, take it. They are magnificent. Quaint, rural, kind of rustic, picturesque, that specific island charm.
Kinda like BC's Gulf Islands but with more American flags and the smell of BBQ everywhere. Sometimes I look back and recall
the San Juans as my favourite section of the trip. But there would a lot more favourites to come.
We ferried to Anacortes, rode over Deception Pass, down Whidbey, got lost in some dark forest
"shortcut" a ranger recommended, explored old WWII underground bunkers, fell in love with
Port Townsend, escaped the bitter Washington rain with a few bowls of delicious salmon chowder,
biked down the Hood Canal, got in an accident, bussed to Olympia for repairs, camped on the side
of an 8 lane freeway, chased by a pack of snarling slobbering flesh-hungry dogs, squished a million slugs under our tires,
ate our weight in dried noodles, rode past an old abandoned nuclear power plant, and basically retraced the route of every
Damien Jurado song ever.
It rained a lot in Washington. Literally every day after the San Juans.
We were wet and exhausted and starting to feel kind of miserable.
But crossing the Columbia River into Astoria, Oregon, the clouds suddenly cleared and the sun beamed down upon us.
We were a little distracted by the terrifying ordeal of biking across the bridge — busy and narrow, the scant shoulder
was littered with the carcasses of hundreds of dead seagulls you we had to nimbly swerve around, one eye always on traffic —
but the sun coming right as we left Washington felt momentous. It was the end of a chapter,
a bright beginning. We celebrated with maple whiskey smoked salmon and a giant $2 bottle of PBR.
The Oregon Coast is crazy beautiful. BC is beautiful but its a different kind of beauty:
more rugged, remote, untamed, unhighwayable. Oregon is like a postcard.
I was bowled over by the beauty of Ecola and Cannon Beach; I just stood there,
mouth agape and silently mouthing "oh my god, its so beautiful, Megan are you looking at this?
Oh my god." I'm not exaggerating here. This is not a joke. Eventually Megan had to drag me away.
And because I had lain trembling and immutable at the view for so long we had to
ride out in the dark. Up a mountain. In the dark. Up a mountain.
And deep into the journey and blinded by the headlights of on oncoming car,
Megan rode off a bridge.
But don't worry, she was ok. Unless you count her crotch.
Oregon is awesome. It has everything. Well, everything except warm ocean beaches.
But it has everything else.
Pistol River was cool, Cape Foulweather was cool, the sand dunes around Honeyman were cool —
it was all very very cool. But my favourite was probably the last leg of Oregon, through the
Samuel H Boardman scenic area. It was like they condensed all the splendour and majesty of the
entire coastline into three easily-missed pull-outs. It had everything. Except warm beaches.
But no worries. We were about to cross the border into California.
Making it to California felt like a milestone. California has a very real pull to it, and has
figured as a sort of hazy halcyon in the North American consciousness for several hundred years.
Its scale, its grandeur, its symbolism, its weather, its possibilities for reinvention, it all lends
California an amorphous aura that changes shape to suit each of our utopian yearnings.
Within a few hours of crossing the border we were ascending into the Redwoods like whoa.
The Redwoods filled us with awe, and to our exhausted and road-rattled minds seems like a perfect
complement to bike touring. Here time was slowed down, questioned, quieted. It felt so serene, so quiet,
so eternal. We felt like inconsequential blips. There is comfort in that.
But I also got sick in the Redwoods. I was up all night, fertilizing the trees with
explosive vomitting and diarrhea every ten minutes like the clockwork we thought we had eschewed,
eventually too exhausted to lift my head from the vomit-laden dirt. We took the next day off to
recuperate among the giant trees and swim in a cool clear meandering river.
In the end it was kind of perfect, really. The delay made us realize that we wanted more days off. We had
originally planned to have a week at the end lazing on some beach somewhere in Mexico but we decided instead to
spread that week out over various stops in California. We wanted to spend more time in the places we were
perpetually passing through.
When it takes you an entire day to bike what would normally take an hour by car you start
to find that campgrounds aren't always where you need them. Sometimes you get to camp out in
windswept moon-bleached fields or on remote beaches blanketed by fog.
Those are the best nights. Those are the nights you're really living.
With such long days you have a lot of time to think about things. Those things are usually tasty treats.
But unfortunately even grocery stores are sometimes few and far between.
One time we biked for five days without passing a grocery. This would have been fine had we known and
planned for it, but we didn't, so we resorted to eating canned noodles from a gas station
supplemented with foraged forest greens. It sounds better than it was. Often when we did come
across a store the only food available was canned refried beans, chips, tomatoes, onions, cheese,
and salsa. But really what more do you need?
That's how we discovered cheesy beans, now a routine camp favourite.
Northern California is almost indescribably beautiful. The dry golden hills, giant
mist-shrouded trees, thundering oceanside cliffs, little ornate Victorian towns,
idyllic swimming holes... it is something special.
The ride into San Francisco is especially nice. We camped out in field within earshot of
Tomales Bay and the early morning ride through Pt Reyes, Muir Woods, Sausalito, and the Marin Headlands
was calm, unrushed but underscored with a very potent excitement of being there.
We took a blessed 5 days off in San Francisco. We had managed to wrangle a campsite in the
Headlands but were raring and ready for some time in the city so we took an hour and managed to find
a hotel in Mission over Independence Day and spent the next few days with our bikes parked just walking
around drinking coffee, popping into shops, riding the metro, eating burritos, listening to the POP!POP!POP!
of homemade fireworks, and exploring the city.
We also did some bike repairs and sent home our pants and sweaters and most of the tent. We wouldn't
be needing those any longer!
Getting out of SF was a bit of a trial, but once beyond city limits we were travelling down
an endless wave of beaches and warm days through Steinbeck country.
And into Big Sur! What a rich and storied place. Big Sur is the largest area in the
contiguous US without roads or vehicular access, and in that spirit we strapped our hard
lumpy panniers to our backs and headed up into the hills, hiking the arid fragrant trail to
Syke Hotsprings. We saw lizards and ate marshmallows and slept under the stars beside a clear
cool creek. It was idyllic stuff. Kerouac would have been proud.
Back on the road, we saw signs for Hearst Castle. There was no way we weren't going to check that
out. We booked a tour and took it all in, not really embarrassed at all that we probably hadn't showered
in a week. On the way out we stopped to see some huge ornery elephant seals lazing like
fat kings on the beach. Our next stop was San Luis Obispo to see some more old buildings and
eat finger food at the farmer's market. What a beautiful little town. Plus we got to sleep in
someone's citrus-scented backyard.
It grew hotter and hotter as we continued south, and at the peak of the tortuous heat wave
(110°F!) we decided it'd be really smart to get off the coast and find a good swimming lake.
Dumb, dumb, dumb — if it's ever hot on the coast, its usually much, much hotter even a few miles inland.
It turned out to be an interesting reroute. For one, we recorded our fasted speed of the
entire trip (42mph) going down a hill towards the pastry-laden town of Solvang.
But more interesting was that there weren't any campgrounds on our chosen route, so we set up
camp in a remote and arid oak preserve where Megan promptly and most obligingly got stung by a
scorpion during dinner. I spent the next couple minutes sucking on her leg and spitting into the sand.
Then we crawled into our "tent" that was actually just the fly and ground sheet (we had sent the tent
home!) and thus so completely open at the bottom that ten hundred thousand scorpions could easily crawl
in all at once and oh my god why did we send the tent home.
Luckily it only hurt like all else but wasn't lethal. I probably came closer to dying just from
jealousy. Getting stung by a scorpion is so badass!
When we finally made it to our lake we found out it was the drinking reservoir for Santa Barbara
and we weren't allowed to swim or even spit in it in anger. It was so hot. So unbearably hot.
And then to get back to the coast we had the climb the highest hill of the entire trip,
stopping every five minutes to dump water on our heads and resting in every patch of shade we could.
At the crest of the hill three of my rear spokes broke so I couldn't even enjoy the descent. We arrived
in Santa Barabara late and limping only to discover that there was a French festival going on and they
had no room in any of the hotels. We slept in a garbage-filled ravine that night.
And so we entered South California.
Much of the classic bike route follows the Camino Real, and we tried seeing as many of the
old spanish churches as we could. California has a rich and rewarding history.
It also has the cheapest avocados ever! 7 avocados for $1. Dang!
As always, we made many requisite stops for treats — including, most notably, the
Swanton Berry Farm where we ate olallieberry pie for the first (and thus far only) time
ever in life. We also got strawberry shortcake, some cookies, and a bunch of things dipped in
chocolate. We just sat there for hours, making the most of a 10% bicyclist discount.
A day out from LA we were riding through the outskirts of Oxnard in the warm
subtropical night, excited and nervous to soon be in the fabled car-centric, star-studded city, whooping and
chatting about how life couldn't possibly get any better when Megan suddenly disappeared from
beside me. The road's shoulder had abruptly ended and she had fallen into a dark ditch.
She lay there for a few minutes not moving, not saying she was hurt or ok or groaning or anything,
and I feared she was paralyzed or worse. It was scary.
After a few minutes we pushed on, riding under the dark looming silhouettes of the Santa Monica Mountains,
watching phosphorescent waves crashing electric glowing green against the ragged rocky shoreline
below us in the night.
The rest of the trip flew by way too quickly. We got our swimsuits ripped off by waves in Malibu,
tried finding cool neighbourhoods in LA, ate In-N-Out Burger, navigated congested freeways,
saw surfers, woke up sticky after a night sleeping on a dog beach south of Huntington,
swam a bunch, made it to San Diego just in time for ComicCon, ate carne asada fries, locked
our bikes to the Mexican border, got in trouble for locking our bikes to the Mexican border,
then walked across into the barren city of Tijuana looking for Horchata and Coca-Cola
(aka a good time).
Sated and triumphant, we took the train back to San Diego, dissassembled our bikes,
slept in the airport, and, without pomp or ceremony, caught the cheapest flight home and
spent the rest of the summer eating bitter greens from our wild and unwatered garden plot.
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